(Source: audiosaurus, via fuuckthebullshitt)
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
OMFG, WHERE IS THIS FROM?! LOOL!
(via runwithopenarms)
Do black people name their pets with black people names? Like if they call their dog for dinner they’re like “shaniqua get over here gurl” then the dog comes running with beads and 100% pure sass.
black people names
No we give them white names to fit the wet dog smell.
Let me stop, that was petty of me.
(Source: the-car-rides-home)
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